KFC Coleslaw

To the Colonel, for his brilliant invention:


Oh god damn KFC Coleslaw,
You give me diarrhoea,
Of that I already knew,
Yet I still continue to eat'ya.

For God's sakes KFC Coleslaw,
When will I ever learn,
That eating shit like you the mighty Coleslaw,
Will make my asshole burn.

The excrement is an unpleasant brown,
I know this is starting to get gross,
But I'm getting sick of looking down,
On my faeces that look like mashed potatoes:

So seriously all you out there,
Who see me at KFC,
Drop over to say "hi,
and TAKE THAT SHIT OUT OF YOUR MOUTH BECAUSE I'M SICK OF YOU WHINING ABOUT IRRELEVANT CRAP ON YOUR BLOG."

In short: I'z eat colslore n' poop'z all lik smelly n' phunky lookin' shiz.