I feel like..

For some reason,

I dreamt of this joke (actually I saw it before somewhere, but it was recalled!). Anyway, it went like this:

Two Ah Bengs were walking along a street, when suddenly they encountered this pile of cowdung, complete with flies and a stinky aroma.

The first Ah Beng shouted "WOI! Don't step wei - looks like shit le!".

The other one replied "Confirm shit meh?"

Then Ah Beng 1 said "Eh, I dunno wor, come see closer a bit lah".

So they went closer to the pile....

Ah Beng 1 dipped his index finger into the cowdung and then said profoundly "Fuyoh! Feels like shit!".

Then Ah Beng 2, feeling fired up that his friend had touched the cowdung, then picked up a bit of the brown stuff and smelled it "WAHLIAO, smells like shit man!"

Then Ah Beng 1, now, feeling even more fired up, picked up a bit and took a taste and said "Fucker, taste like shit also"...

They both then looked at each other...



And then stood up and started laughing...



"Hahahhaha - damn lucky never step on it right?"